|She's obviously a master of destruction. Just look at her, sitting there and plotting against me.|
*Side note: The whole two name thing is due to the fact that when we were naming her, my little sister, who the cat technically belongs to, wanted to name Si Pepper. I thought it would be funny to name Si Si, after Uncle Si on Duck Dynasty. My brother and I both really like the name Si, but we get in trouble for calling her that out loud because my sister doesn't like it and Si is her cat. Besides that, Si is a girl and we don't want her to have gender identity issues. But this is my blog, and I'm going to call her Si.
Si and I started off okay. She was this cute little kitten who purred really loudly and I was a naive fourteen year old girl.
Then, it started.
At least once a week during my junior year of high school, when I was already suffering from lack of sleep because, homework, Si would walk into my room at around 2 AM and start scratching at a post of my loft bed. And scratching. And scratching. While I was supposed to be sleeping.
Some nights, Si wasn't content to destroy my bed and steal my precious hours of sleep. She also felt the need to knock things over. How fun! The worst was when she stuck her paw in a glass of water, looked right at me, and proceeded to tip the glass over, never breaking eye contact. The nerve!
Then there was the time that I was icing my knee (I'm less than a year out of ACL reconstruction surgery and still recoveringish) and she grabbed the bag of ice in her mouth and pulled it off my knee. Like, she purposefully attempted to do damage to my health. Don't tell me she was just curious about the mysterious, cold plastic bag. She knew what she was doing.
|(Almost) caught in the act. I didn't Instagram her . . . this time. Just you wait, Si. Just you wait.|
|She also tried really hard to eat the brace that keeps me from breaking my knee some more during physical activity. Ok . . . she looks kind of cute here. But so did Regina George, and she was mean.|
I'm off to cat proof my room. And my knee. And my life. Wish me luck!